Then came the day, about four years after Youngest Kid made his confirmation when I was sitting by myself in church one beautiful Sunday morning and I had an epiphany! I was still going to church all by myself out of habit. Of course I didn’t walk out, but I did daringly not go the next Sunday, then the one after that and so on. Until one day, the old catholic guilt set in and as I laid in bed I was actually arguing with myself whether I should get up and go. So as I watched the clock tick closer to the D-minute where I wouldn’t be able to make mass, I declared aloud to Him.
“I don’t have to go if I don’t want to!” (no, no, lightening did not strike but I thought I heard a thunderstorm)
So now I am in charge of my own beliefs and free of guilt! Yayyy right? I still toy with the idea of going back to church even though I pray and have developed a guilt free relationship with Him on my own.
Well cut to six years later and I am sitting in my apartment with my daughter’s dog, a glass of Merlot watching Under the Tuscan Sun with a box of tissue and some Chinese Food. Wondering what the hell happened to my life!! When my Besti FF calls and asks if I want to go to the Friday night melee that is downtown in the summer. “But of course” I say in my worst french impression.
So here we are, Friday night, dressed up and the band is starting. I am standing next to her and holding a beer, we are looking around and bobbing our heads while swaying back and forth to the music. (yes it looked just as I described it. I’m cool right?) When I see him, the ex coming through the crowd with each arm around a girl. OMGsh, heart squeezin’, can’t breathe, scream building, calm, calm. Wait, did he walk through a cloud of light?
When a person whose name I can’t remember (a little league acquaintance) steps in front of me and begins talking about relationships, blah, blah, blah. I am trying to look around her to see what he is doing and if he saw me, yep just like grade school on the playground. When her voice comes back into focus and I say what??? Then she repeats it…
“What kind of man do you want? Let’s throw it out there to the universe!” Whaaaaa?
I said what any good and loyal catholic girl would say. “You mean to God? I already have, actually ever since the debacle that was my kids’ dad.”
No she says, make a list and throw it out there and ask for it! You’re drunk I quip back. Well, what do I have to lose! So I do.
* I want him to be 6’2” to 6’4” (I’m 5’2”)
* I want him to have blue or green eyes
* I would love Brown hair, preferably a little long
* He is one or two years older than me
* Must be responsible
* Must have had a job for a long time
* Must be good with money
* Must be honest
* Must like kissing
* I want him to have a good heart
* He has to own his own house, so he has somewhere to go
* He has to be a traveler
* He has no kids or current ex’s in his life
* Bonus would be if he had a Harley
There it was! My perfect guy, the One that I have been looking for while making my way through this thing called life. The One that doesn’t exist. Oh boo hoooooo!
Two weeks later I am walking into a lobby of a bar/restaurant whilst out with friends. A tad tipsy, I see this guy coming towards me so I stop him and ask if I can ask him a question because I just have to know. He says sure and smiles.
*gulp* I ask if I can kiss him. So not like me!! He says yes. Yuuummmmoooo!! I was right, just as I thought it would be. The rest they say is history, we have been together ever since and the list thrown out to the universe? Everything except the hair, well Sweet Significant had long brown but due to follicle challenges he began having, he is now bald. Sexy, sexaaaay!
Since then I have had many discussions with people who are in need of something or someone and I let them boo hoo for a while then I tell them whether they pray or not, whether that have a religion or not, whether they have watched The Secret (I haven’t but Sweet wants everyone to) it doesn’t hurt to just ask and throw it out there. The only thing to remember is to be true to your conviction. Know what it is you are asking for because you might get it and if you do. You better be ready.
So here is my next request to the Universe…. Question: What do I want for my future?
Here it is Universe! I will work hard to get it…
* A full time writing career as an author
* A fabulous go get ‘em agent that gets it and me
* A research assistant that enjoys traveling, giggles and laughs while we work
* A publishing company that brings with it a family and a team oriented working relationship
* My published books on shelves and in libraries,
* A part time career as a Travel Writer
* Earn just enough money to spend, play, pay my bills and save money for retirement without worry.
* Actually find my safe harbor to work and play there with family and friends.
* Bring back Book Mobiles with books of my newly formed writer friends
The last one reminds me of when I was little and I would wait by the sidewalk for the bookmobile like the other neighborhood kids waited for the ice cream truck. *sigh* good times~
So with that, it’s out there. No need to finger cross, believe and throw yours out there. Remember… Conviction!
Have a great weekend my friends!